First off, I don't like sarcasm. Secondly, I never apologize, I'm sorry, thats just the way I am. Third, I don't make excuses, besides they are too hard to come up with anyway, and I'm normally too tired. Fourth, I attend NWC ( I abreviated Northwesetern College to save space.). Fifth, I never procrastinate, at least not until tomorrow because I don't feel like it today.
I'm not saying that I am a mutant, but I do have a wicked crazy hitchhikers thumb. Let's say that I am walking down the highway and I need a ride to the next state, retractable metal claws or lasers for eyes aren't going to get me a ride, but ah! I have a great hitchhikers thumb! Suck that wolverine and cyclops!
When I go to the mall I often times see Brad Pit in the dressing rooms. Of course this is until I realize its just the mirror and my fantastic sculpted body.
I'm not an organ donor......but I do have a piano for sale.
I am way more humble than you.
I don't know how to dust my wood surfaces but I pledge to find out.
I know you were staring at me because I didn't take my eyes off you for a long period of time.
I am never redundant for you fyi. So stop saying that I am, asap as possible.
My friend leads up a train company. One time a lightning bolt hit the back of his train and went all the way up and shocked him, I guess you can say that he is a good conductor.
My body wash says it removes dryness. Hopefully that doesn't include my sense of humor.
As you can see my friend, Seth O'Conner from high school, thinks he is quite a comedian. He says witty stuff like this all the time. Even my our senior year he used his humor to drop calculus even though he had an A-. I was in the guidance office at the same time and was forced to make my guidance counselor laugh before he would let me drop that aweful class as well. It was very difficult for me to be funny on the spot like that and I am aweful at telling jokes. I finally made him laugh by butchering a joke so badly that I gave away the punch line in the first couple seconds and he couldn't control himself it was so painful. No matter how corney my friend is I will always find his little witty sayings funny and hopefully he can provide everyone some much comic relief too.
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